fcking-kissess:

My blog will make you horny (;
fcking-kissess:

My blog will make you horny (;

dizziest-daisy:

is anyONE ELSE JUST SO EXCITED FOR PUMPKINS AND HOT CHOCOLATE AND HaLLOwEEEEN AND SPOOKY MOVIES AND FAIRS AND KNEE SOCKS AND PUMPKIN LATTES AND BIG BLANKETS AND COZY CUDDLY SWEATERS AND PRETTY LEAVES AND i just started crYING

(via lickingdeath)

itssexualhour:

so my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying the other day and we did the whole “professor and bad student who needs to pass” thing, only he wanted to be the professor, so I had to be the horny and failing student. I’m the valedictorian of my senior class of 400 and I have a horrible phobia of flunking, so when he whispered “you’re failing my class, you naughty girl” in my ear, I started crying and we had to stop

(Source: itssexualhour, via sparklycholaspankmeorshankme)

thaxted:

Me reading terrible fanfiction.

sibiet:

i actually like asshole couples best like the couples that pick on each other so much and call each other names but it’s okay because you know they’re actually totally in love and none of it is meant in a mean way and every insult is punctuated by a sweet comment to remind the other how much they actually adore them and i’m sorry but there isn’t anything cuter ok

(via k4tt-d)

schyther:

superwhowhedonfighter:

you know how a period is supposed to last 3-7 days

who is that asshole that only has to suffer 3 days

How freaking long are your classes? The longest period I had was 50 minutes.

(Source: notfinlandjosswhedon, via sparklycholaspankmeorshankme)

bitchesaloud:

me when my crush talks to me